Imagine having freakishly athletic 300-pounders charging at you, hellbent on inflicting bodily harm on your quarterback.
Such is the life of a collegiate offensive lineman.
It sounds quite stressful.
Perhaps that’s why Florida State’s Zebrie Sanders treated himself to a little break during Saturday’s loss to the rival Florida Gators.
Watch Sanders as he diligently maintains his ground, motionless as his quarterback tries to scramble out of trouble in the face of a Gators’ blitz on a play in the third quarter.
To be fair, it does look like the center snaps the ball a bit early. But that doesn’t fully explain Sanders’ pillar-of-salt impression.