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Kyle Long was hilarious on Twitter last night

By  Dan Cahill
   
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If Kyle Long wasn’t playing football, he’d likely be on an MLB bump hurling 90-plus fastballs.

But based on his Tweet-up from last night, the Bears offensive lineman could just as well be doing standup comedy.

Check out Monday night at the improv:

Kyle’s brother got into the act.

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