All Signs

This week Mercury retrograde is “technically” over, which is a good thing! However, Mercury is still behind where it was when it first went retrograde. It will not catch up to that degree and truly move forward until June 27. This means silly errors, goofy mistakes, transportation delays and confused communications will reduce. Thank gawd. But if you are thinking of spending serious dough on a car, truck or bike, or even a computer, you might want to wait until June 27 or later. I know I would. I guess they say serious dough because money is never a laughing matter. Very few economists do stand-up comedy. (An economist is someone who works with numbers but doesn’t have the personality to be an accountant.)Aries (March 21-April 19)

This is an exciting, fast-paced week; and you are full of bright, clever ideas. Because your energy is high and shooting off in many directions, you will meet new faces and see new places. In particular, your dealings with siblings, neighbors and relatives will be spontaneous and probably exciting. Please remember that vacations, romance, thrilling times with sports, playful activities with children and anything to do with the arts and the entertainment world will continue to flourish beautifully for your sign. Even if you have just been on a vacation — plan another one. By next year, so many job opportunities will open up for you, these getaway moments will be a memory.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Things are looking up, financially speaking. You are full of money-making ideas, as well as ways to work on your own or be independent. Admittedly, you are spending money freely now as well. If possible, get your financial ducks in a row because now, and for the next four to five months, you will encounter wonderful opportunities to redecorate and improve your home and explore real estate opportunities. These real-estate opportunities might trigger a residential move for you or simply be for financial speculation. Please know that whatever presents itself this week will have a short window of luck, which means you will have to act fast. Ka-ching! Now you see it — now you don’t.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Stay light on your toes this week because unexpected events will occur. You feel impulsive and ready for fun! Fortunately, your ruler Mercury stops being retrograde this week. Glory hallelujah! You will notice this immediately. The insanity of silly errors and goofy mistakes plus the feeling that your mind is calcified quicksand will disappear. Of course, you can still make mistakes because we all make mistakes, but the haze will be lifted. Relationships with siblings, neighbors and relatives will improve because you will charm them with that clever, oh so fascinating way that you have. People think you’re fun and informative — aye, there’s the catch. Not only do you entertain — you teach!

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

So much is going on behind the scenes for your sign this week. You can feel things percolating. In fact, hidden surprises, secrets and suppressed impulses might suddenly be released out into the open. “My secret’s out at last!” The one thing that is more obvious to others, as well as yourself, is the fact you have a sudden opportunities for growth. This could mean a better job or way to make money on the side. It could be improved earnings in your current job. It might even be increased assets and wealth that you actually buy, but the result is you look and feel richer and more affluent. Start to plan your personal year ahead (birthday to birthday). What would you like to happen?

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

This is a most fortunate, fortuitous time for you because lucky, moneybags Jupiter is still in your sign and will stay there until mid August. It will not return again until July 2026. Make the most of this and use it to your advantage. If there’s something you want — go after it! Not only is lucky Jupiter in your sign now, but also fair Venus is in your sign until October. This is most unusual because Venus is usually in one sign for only three weeks. Shop for wardrobe goodies and beautiful things. Enjoy schmoozing and get ready for a social, fun-loving summer. Meanwhile, a friend or a member of a group will surprise you in some way. Some of you might meet a real character — someone bizarre and memorable! It’s not a boring week.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

You continue to be high viz. because the Sun is at the top of your chart. This lasts for about a month, once every year, and it thrusts you into the limelight especially in the eyes of bosses, parents, teachers, VIPs and the police. This lighting is favorable so this means you look good to others. (Obviously, this is the time to ask for what you want or make your pitch.) In addition, during this week in particular, people in authority will surprise you or catch you off guard. Hopefully, it’s with a wonderful opportunity or a pleasant offer. Whatever it is — act quickly because this window of good fortune is brief. Your “good luck” is beginning to line up for a fabulous year ahead. Expect a miracle.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

This week you will have spontaneous trips, fun getaways plus surprise news regarding publishing, the media, medicine, the law and anything to do with higher education. It’s an exciting time! These surprises are appropriate because you feel ready for adventure. You want change and exciting stimulation in your life. You also want to learn something new. Basically, you want to broaden your horizons, which is exactly why you will attract sudden opportunities to do so. But remember, whatever presents itself will be fleeting so you will have to act fast. Warm friendships are especially supportive. Gosh.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

You’ll be laughing this week because unpredictable activities — and they are favorable activities — will take place in the part of your chart related to the wealth and resources of others. This means that something unexpected will happen that will benefit you! Others will give you something — a gift or cash, or do a favor for you, or let you use something that they own. Plus the odds are tipped in your favor if you want to ask for a loan or get a mortgage this week. Even a sudden, hot and sexy romance might bless you! We know that people in authority admire you now, so romance with a boss or someone older or richer is in the cards. “My place or yours?”

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Surprises from partners and close friends will catch you off guard this week. Admittedly, you have felt annoyed and impatient with someone. Please know that by the end of June, this annoyance will hugely diminish. It just is what it is, and in the meantime, you have to suck it up, cupcake. Remember that you have lots of opportunities to travel for pleasure in the next several months. Just think about this to bring a smile to your face. However, a few of you might suddenly fall in love with someone new and different because something unexpected in your closest relationships is par for the course. “Boris!” “Natasha!”

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Things are going well at work. It is safe to assume that if you need more supplies, support, or an increase in your budget — you will probably get it because from a work point of view, you can rely on the practical and financial support that you need. This week in particular, unpredictable events will occur. They could herald the introduction of new technology, or a new staff member or a reshuffling of something, especially requiring training or hands-on learning. Some of you might even get sudden job offer. Meanwhile, be open to nontraditional methods that can improve your health. These methods could be ancient or modern. You are a long-lived sign.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Vacation opportunities abound for you! Some of you are enjoying a little trip that was unexpected. Spontaneous activity and surprises connected to the arts, the entertainment world and sports are also likely. In fact, some of you are in competition with others. However, the same influence that brings you sudden invitations for fun and pleasure, will also create accident-prone situations for your kids, so do be aware of this and be vigilant. Meanwhile, your closest relationships, especially close friendships, marriage and partnerships are warm and loving at this time, which makes it an even better time to enjoy a fun getaway. “Lobby boy!”

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Conflict and tension are taking place at home for many of you at this time. This could be because of family disputes, home renovations or visiting guests — something that increases the pressure of everyday challenges. Please know that this will subside by the end of June. Until then, be tolerant and patient with family members. This week in particular, something unusual and unexpected will occur. Be careful because there is an accident-prone quality to this influence. Fortunately, things at work are going swimmingly and will continue this way. Many of you will get praise, a raise or a promotion. Relations with co-workers are warm and friendly. Remember that this is the best chance you’ve had in over a decade to improve your job.