Catching you up on the lastest news, trending topics and meaningless minutiae we all love to talk about in less than 120 seconds.

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Bulls forward Nikola Mirotic says he’s ready for the sun after the storm … The Bulls can’t lose to save their lives … Kris Dunn is not OK … The Nutty Professor, Kyle Hendricks, likes the Cubs’ pitching rotation just the way it is … How a backup catcher could figure into the Cubs’ pursuit of Yu Darvish … Addison Russell likes to workout at the beach … The White Sox have a lot of good prospects and they’re coming to spring training … The Eagles fan who punched the horse was arrested … The Eagles fan who ran into the subway pole is OK … The Super Bowl is 12 days away, so let’s talk Bears … Things just keep getting worse for the Blackhawks … Bob Costas is not on NBC’s Super Bowl coverage … Something is seriously wrong with the Cavs’ team chemistry … Some guy made a basketball shot from a record 660 feet … Tsunami warning issued after huge quake hits Alaska … You can’t fool Kylie Jenner fans … Porn star Stormy Daniels is on a “Making America Horny Again” tour across the country. Lauri Markkanen can shoot …
From the logo...how does @MarkkanenLauri make everything look so easy?! pic.twitter.com/74VflTq4vx
— Chicago Bulls (@chicagobulls) January 22, 2018
… and dunk
Lauri Markkanen Sky High For The Dunk pic.twitter.com/4mxc2fDmzt
— Gustavo (@iamvega1982) January 23, 2018
Filling the stat sheet
WOW. #DoItBig pic.twitter.com/nq411Alw7L
— Yahoo Sports NBA (@YahooSportsNBA) January 23, 2018
Don’t you miss Thibs?
.@NickFriedell: Did Jimmy [Butler] have an MRI on his knee? #Timberwolves head coach Tom Thibodeau: “He may have.” pic.twitter.com/R1NIloLhan
— Christian Gonzales (@ChrisG_Sports) January 23, 2018
No trophy here
Rick Carlisle to Salah Mejri after getting ejected: "You have two f--king points, get the f--k outta here." 😂 *NSFW* pic.twitter.com/6UyhpcIrtM
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) January 23, 2018
Look who’s back on the floor
.@gordonhayward is getting buckets again! 🏀 (Via robynmhayward/IG) pic.twitter.com/HRyyBeJ6yq
— NBA on TNT (@NBAonTNT) January 22, 2018
You gotta love this
Where’s the remote!?
— Francesca Emmingham (@francescaemming) January 21, 2018
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