Get ready for Santa Claus coming to town and Bill Murray’s self-centered TV executive learning a thing or several about the meaning of Christmas.
2018 marks the 30th anniversary of “Scrooged,” director Richard Donner’s modern (at least circa 1988) take on Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” by centering on Frank Cross (Murray), a small-screen bigwig who’s mean as a Grinch to everyone and in sore need of a multiple-ghost comeuppance.
You still have plenty of time to seek out all sorts of holiday fare – including the new Netflix action-adventure “The Christmas Chronicles” with Kurt Russell as Santa.
In honor of “Scrooged,” let’s rank the 20 best Christmas theatrical releases (so sorry, OG “Grinch”-philes):
20. ‘Arthur Christmas’ (2011)
The underrated, animated British gem centers on Santa Claus’ son Arthur (James McAvoy) who works on a deadline to get a present to the one girl forgotten by his family’s militaristic, high-tech delivery system.
19. ‘Home Alone’ (1990)
Macaulay Culkin is unfailingly precocious, and watching an 8-year-old foil a pair of dimwitted adult burglars in inventive fashion is fine and all. What’s often forgotten amid the kiddie shenanigans, however, is what the film has to say about the importance of family.
18. ‘The Ice Harvest’ (2005)
Set in Wichita, Kansas, on Christmas Eve, this twisty, cool and funny film noir casts John Cusack as a mob lawyer who steals $2 million from his boss (Randy Quaid) and has issues hightailing it out of town because of bad weather.
17. ‘The Bishop’s Wife’ (1947)
Maybe the strangest holiday love triangle you’re bound to see – with an affable angel (Cary Grant) falling for the spouse (Loretta Young) of the grumpy bishop (David Niven) he’s supposed to be helping – yet it kinda works.
16. ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ (1993)
Is this a Halloween movie? Sure. And is it a yuletide flick, too? You bet! Tim Burton puts his insane spin on a holiday mashup where Jack Skellington, the big man in Halloween Town, decides to take over the various aspects of Christmas Town – and arrange the abduction of Santa – until he realizes it wasn’t the greatest idea.
15. ‘Lethal Weapon’ (1987)
By itself, it’s one of the best buddy-cop action pictures, forcing together Danny Glover’s aging Roger Murtaugh and Mel Gibson’s loose cannon Martin Riggs. The seasonal stuff just makes it all the better, including a shootout at a Christmas tree lot and Riggs, struggling with suicidal thoughts, ultimately finding a family with whom to share a holiday dinner.
14. ‘Joyeux Noel’ (2005)
This war drama snagged an Oscar nomination for best foreign-language film and explores the victory of humanity over brutality as it chronicles the real-life story of the Christmas truce of 1914, when the World War I battlefield welcomed carols instead of carnage.
12. ‘Gremlins’ (1984)
The holiday tale doubles as a good entry into horror for youngsters, with a small town beset by freaky gremlins because teenagers can’t follow simple instructions. Also: Try finding anything as cute as little Mogwai Gizmo in a Santa hat. Cannot be done.
11. ‘The Shop Around the Corner’ (1940)
The basis for the Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan romantic comedy “You’ve Got Mail” is this Hungarian holiday jam featuring Jimmy Stewart and Margaret Sullavan as bickering co-workers at a Budapest leather-goods store who’ve unknowingly fallen in love with each other through anonymous letters.
10. ‘A Christmas Story’ (1983)
Full disclosure: I despised this movie as a kid who wasn’t into BB guns or leg lamps. As an adult, though, the comedy resonates more as an ode to the exhaustive nature of being a parent around the holidays and how everybody’s just trying to get by at the holidays, even the tired mall Santa.
9. ‘A Christmas Carol’ (1951)
Among the various “traditional” versions of the Charles Dickens classic – from “The Muppet Christmas Carol” to the excellent George C. Scott TV movie – this one cuts right to the dark tones of the original text, with Scrooge (Alastair Sim) living through an insightful horror film to come out the other side as a better man.
8. ‘The Apartment’ (1960)
The romantic dramedy stars Jack Lemmon as a nebbish office drone known for lending out his place for bosses to take their mistresses. He puts the focus back on himself when he starts to fall hard for an elevator girl (Shirley MacLaine), whom the big boss (Fred MacMurray) secretly takes to the love den on Christmas Eve.
7. ‘Die Hard’ (1988)
Heck, yeah, this is a Christmas movie, just in case there was any doubt. And sorry, Santa, no one squeezes through tight spaces in a building to get the job done – in the case of this classic action film, thwarting terrorists and saving his estranged wife – better than Bruce Willis’ iconic John McClane.
6. ‘National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation’ (1989)
Anybody who’s ever tried entirely too hard during the holidays can empathize with Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) and his hilarious battles to decorate his house, deal with wacko relatives – we all have our own Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid) – and have the merriest Christmas imaginable, with himself often acting as his greatest foe.
5. ‘Miracle on 34th Street’ (1947)
If you can withstand the gratuitous hokeyness, there’s an intriguing “Law & Order” episode to be had here when Kris Kringle himself (Edmund Gwenn) does a little too good of a job replacing a drunk Macy’s Parade Santa and gets put on trial for mental instability when he insists he’s the real deal.
4. ‘Love Actually’ (2003)
Often imitated, never duplicated. Intertwining tales of love featuring Brits (Hugh Grant) and others conjure all sorts of holiday emotions – some happy, other melancholy – and are entirely manipulative. But watching a little boy race through Heathrow to find his crush or seeing Andrew Lincoln’s silent ode to Keira Knightley, you’re too busy being bombarded by feelings to care.
3. ‘Elf’ (2003)
For our money, the closest this century we’ve had to an honest-to-goodness holiday classic. Will Ferrell has one of his best roles as a naive overgrown elf who finds out he’s actually human, and the high jinks that follow when he’s introduced to “civilization” are filled with heart, humor and child-like wonder.
2. ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ (1946)
The “Citizen Kane” of Christmas films, though in this case, everyone has seen Jimmy Stewart’s heavenly journey as George Bailey. Akin to the Scrooge model in its focus on the significance of second chances, with a man being shown how bad life would have been had he not been born, this thing will straight up pull the Christmas spirit kicking and screaming out of you.
1. ‘Scrooged’ (1988)
Born out of ’80s greed though timeless in its relevancy, “Scrooged” is a pitch-perfect blend of slapstick and black humor, love and loss, life and death that has no business being as astounding as it is. It’s superbly cast, from Bill Murray’s modern Scrooge-y Frank Cross to Carol Kane’s adorably sadistic fairy. And if you’re not welling up by the time “Put a Little Love in Your Heart” kicks in, you might be visited by three ghosts yourself.
Brian Truitt, USA TODAY