Horoscope for Saturday, Dec. 7, 2019

Moon Alert

Avoid shopping or major decisions after 8:30 a.m. Chicago time. The moon is in Aries.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Holy Cannelloni! They say that when the going gets tough, the tough go shopping, but today you can’t even do that! This is a mildly stressful day, so brace yourself. Furthermore, restrict your spending to food, gas and entertainment.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Please heed the restrictions of the moon alert (see above). Meanwhile, it’s easy to be agitated or impatient. Therefore, be smart and avoid controversial discussions like politics, religion and racial issues. (Ya think?) Even travel plans might lead to an argument. Stay frosty.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

The main thing to be aware of is the restriction of the moon alert (see above). Yes, you can go to a movie or see sports; however, restrict spending to entertainment, food and gas. Avoid arguments about shared property and anything that was lent to someone. Oops!

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Be patient dealing with parents, teachers and bosses because these interactions could turn into a squeeze play — not good! Therefore, give these people a wide berth. Meanwhile, today is a moon alert, which means avoid important decisions and spending money on anything other than food, gas and entertainment.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Avoid arguments about testy subjects like politics and religion. Likewise, don’t get your belly in a rash about travel plans. Instead, keep today light-hearted and playful. Postpone important decisions. However, restrict your spending to food, gas and entertainment — and enjoy yourself.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Avoid squabbles about shared property or the cost of entertainment, or the cost of raising and dealing with kids, because it’s easy for arguments to arise. Be smart and don’t even go there. Furthermore, heed the restrictions of the moon alert. No shopping! (You can still have fun.)

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Use all your Libran charm and diplomacy to maintain an easy-going relationship with partners and close friends. (A challenge.) Don’t get hung up in debates and arguments, especially with family members. Stay cool. Don’t shop. Keep things light and enjoy your day. Tomorrow is a great day!

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Avoid arguments at work for those of you on the job. However, arguments might still arise no matter what you’re doing, if you’re setting yourself a busy task. Remember that patience is the antidote to anger. Stay chill.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Parents must be patient with their kids today to avoid hissy fits and meltdowns. Remember who is the kid and who’s the adult. Likewise, romantic partners must be patient with each other. Don’t take anything personally. Today everyone is annoyed with each other. (It’s spores in the air.)

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Avoid family fights and arguments today, which are likely. Don’t blame yourself or someone else. This is just an emotional, intense day! Therefore, zip thy lip and do whatever you can to keep the peace because tomorrow is a lovely day!

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

You can be stubborn. (Yeah, you’re really smart but you can still be stubborn, which is kinda dumb.) Today is a contentious day for everyone so make a decision to go along to get along. Don’t shop (except for food, gas and entertainment.) Keep a low profile.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Squabbles about money, possessions or assets might take place. (People are actually looking for a fight.) Don’t take the bait! Sit up and be an adult. This is also a moon alert day, which means restrict spending to food, gas and entertainment and postpone important decisions until tomorrow. (Which is a lovely day!)

If Your Birthday Is Today

Basketball legend Larry Bird (1956) shares your birthday. You are intelligent and philosophical. You are also compassionate and caring about the welfare of others Finally, this year your hard work will start to pay off! Simplify your life and focus on how to build solid foundations. Work with purpose. Physical exercise will be important, which is why you should explore enjoyable physical activities.