Moon Alert

We have the “all clear” today to do business. The Moon is in Gemini.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Do whatever you can to keep the peace at home because your daily routine will be interrupted. Small appliances might break down or minor breakages could occur. Surprise company might knock on your door. You might run out of coffee. Could be anything! “Heeeelp!”

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Do be careful because this is an accident-prone day for your sign. Almost certainly, your daily routine will be interrupted so expect this. Pay attention to everything you say and do to minimize the possibility of being distracted, which in turn, could trigger an accident – verbal or physical. A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Keep an eye on your money today because today is a crapshoot. You might find money; you might lose money. Similarly, be careful about your possessions. Guard what you own against loss or theft. Avoid impulsive, spontaneous purchases. You don’t need that purple ostrich boa. (Yeah, I know it’s tickly fluffy.)

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Something will disrupt your day today. Therefore expect sudden upsets or surprises from others. Relationships will be difficult. Basically, you want to break free of your routine. You need more air! (Fortune cookie message: “Help, I’m trapped in a Chinese bakery!”)

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

You feel restless today. You have that feeling you’re waiting for the other shoe to drop. Well, this is exactly what will happen because today is full of all kinds of unpredictable events. Since you cannot predict that which is unpredictable, keep your head down and your powder dry.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Friends or members of groups might say or do something that catches you off guard. A real curve ball. Or possibly, you will meet someone today who is a real character. Whatever happens today, your relations with others will be full of surprises. Check your rearview mirror.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Upsets with bosses, parents, teachers and VIPs are par for the course today. This is a poor day to make your pitch to anyone in authority or ask for permission or forgiveness because their response will not be what you expect. Do not wake the sleeping giant.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Travel plans will be interrupted, cancelled, changed or rescheduled in some way today. Just accept this. Ironically, you might suddenly have to travel somewhere, which is something you didn’t expect to do. Similarly, surprises in higher education, publishing, the media, medicine, and the law are unavoidable. Oy vey.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Keep an eye on your assets. Make friends with your bank account today because something unexpected may happen. An error in banking or bounced cheques might need your attention. Similarly, surprises in negotiations about shared property and inheritances are also likely. Gulp.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

It’s a crapshoot dealing with others today; just accept this. Relations with close friends and partners are particularly challenging. Someone might want more space or more freedom. Or perhaps, they will do something that catches you off guard. Be ready for this.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Computer crashes, power outages, staff shortages, cancelled meetings and equipment breakdowns are just some reasons your work day will go sideways in a New York minute today. There will be glitches. Factoid. Pack a hot lunch, in case you are stranded somewhere.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

This is an accident-prone day for your kids so be careful. This applies to parents and those who work with kids. Be particularly careful of electricity, and accidents related to something that moves suddenly. Even romantic relationships are rocky today. The road of true anything never runs smooth.

If Your Birthday Is Today

Actor Gordon Pinsent (1930) shares your birthday today. You are powerful and influential in whatever environment you are in. You are also intelligent and persuasive. You initiate things. You are a doer! This is a good year to travel. Take it easy and learn to serve others. This year something you’ve been involved with for about nine years will end or diminish to make room for something new.