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Big Z and Mr. Bigglesworth

By  Sun-Times Wire
   
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Is it just me, or does the newly clean-shaven Zambrano look like Dr. Evil?

“Ninety-one point five milllllliion dollars…”

At least some teammates agree.

“He is Dr. Evil,” DeRosa said.

Either way, “Looks good to me,” said cue-balled Reed Johnson.

And if so, what about other guys? Marmol-Obama? Chad Fox-Dr. Johnny Fever? Jon Lieber-George Thorogood?

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