It's Motherboy already?

In a move that suggests Mayor Daley is as excited about the prospect of an “Arrested Development” movie as we are, the City of Chicago is presenting a series of Mommy/Son and Daddy/Daughter dances (and ice skating, and a teen dance) in honor of Valentine’s Day. These events will take place in parks across the city, and most cost no more than a few bucks. No word on whether there will be prizes for the most “sympathetic” couples.

The full list is after the jump. Head here for more info.

Valentines Day Dance

Kennicott Park, 4434 S. Lake Park, (312) 747-7138

Wednesday, Feb. 11, 3-6 p.m.; $3, ages 6-12

Family Valentine Dance

Gompers Park, 4222 W. Foster, (773) 685-3270

Thursday, Feb. 12, 6:30-8 p.m.; $4 per couple, ages 10 and under with an adult

Valentines Day Dance

Brainerd Park, 1246 W. 92nd, (312) 747-6027

Friday, Feb. 13, 4 p.m.; $1, ages 6-12

Daddy Daughter/Mother Son Ice Skate

Daley Bicentennial Plaza, 337 E. Randolph, (312) 742-7648

Friday, Feb. 13, 6-10 p.m.; $10 per couple including skate rental, all ages

Daddy Daughter/Mommy Son Dance

Seward Park, 375 W. Elm, (312) 742-7895

Friday, Feb. 13, 6-8:30 p.m.; free, all ages

4th Annual Daddy Daughter/Mother Son Valentine Dance

Mayfair Park, 4550 W. Sunnyside, (773) 685-3361

Friday, Feb. 13, 6-8:30 p.m.; $3, all ages

Daddy Daughter/Mommy Son Dance

Smith (Joseph Higgins) Park, 2656 W. Grand, (312) 742-7534

Friday, Feb. 13, 6-8:30 p.m.; $5, recommended for all ages

Daddy Daughter Valentines Dance

Loyola Park, 1230 W. Greenleaf, (773) 262-8605

Friday, Feb. 13, 6:30-8 p.m.; $5, all ages

Teen Valentines Day Dance

Piotrowski Park, 4247 W. 31st, (312) 747-6608

Friday, Feb. 13, 7-10 p.m.; $5, ages 13-18

Daddy Daughter/Mother Son Valentine’s Day Disco Bash

Indian Boundary Park & Cultural Center, 2500 W. Lunt, (773) 764-0338

Saturday, Feb. 14, 6-8 p.m.; $5 per couple ($1 each additional child), all ages