Paraskavedekatriaphobia links: Wie, Buchholtz, Selig and spring training ... and a 13-year-old father ... wait, what?

Good morning! How about 13 links in honor of Friday the 13th … with a cameo by the object of my adolescent affection, Shirley Manson … who apparently doesn’t spend much time in the sun:

Michelle Wie makes her debut as a full-fledged LPAG member — and she’s doing OK so far

Clay Buchholz is hoping the Red Sox team shrink can help him fulfill his potential. The team’s sports psychology coach is none other than Bob Tewksbury.

Duncanville, Texas swimmer saves the life of a fellow swimmer at their district meet

ESPN releases early college football schedule … I’m excited for October 8, and not just because I’ll turn 30 that day

Mariotti thinks Bud Selig has shamed baseball just as much as A-Rod

When will professional athletes realize that if they pose for pictures with porn stars, those photos will end up on the internet?

New faces, old problems as Cubs open spring training

Which reminds me … spring training starts today

Miami may not be the football powerhouse it once was, but it still provides an intriguing opportunity for top coaches

13-Year-Old, Barely 4 Feet Tall, Becomes Father

Roger Ebert gives “Friday the 13th” a markedly tepid review

Woman’s record-length fingernails broken in crash

Shirley Manson was cast in “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.” Hope her acting skills aren’t … garbage? Sorry.

And after the jump, a news report about a woman with worms in her brain: