Cant stand the thought of Valentines Day? Join fellow love-haters at Cobra Lounges Valentine Massacre, featuring a burlesque show with Miss Maya Sinstress and Kendra James (these badass chicks will break your heart literally), a freak show that involves nails driven into body parts, and metal band Skank. So, you know, should be a pretty upbeat night.
The show starts at 9 tonight and theres no cover. If thats not enough, assorted Stoli and Kilo Kai drinks are just $4. At those prices, if you have a significant other, we suggest breaking up with them immediately.
Check out more singles events this weekend here.