US Magazine: Tom Brady and Gisele Bunchen get married

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Gentlemen, it appears that supermodel Gisele Bundchen may have married that silly football-playing Tom Brady. I know it’s terrible, horrible, no good very bad news — if it’s true.

US Magazine is claiming to have an exclusive, and is boldly pronouncing the couple man and wife with a headline that has an exclamation point. Elaine Benes would be proud. Jake Jarmel … not so much.

The bride, 28, donned a form-fitting ivory lace strapless gown with a trumpet skirt, scalloped edges, long train and a floor-length veil with attached handmade satin roses and attached satin headband, all by Dolce & Gabbana. Her three dogs also wore matching Dolce & Gabbana floral lace collars.

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Say “I Do!” (US Magazine)

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