Remember: Nothing beats rock

Your chances of winning millions in the Illinois Lottery are roughly one in a gazillion (we’re rounding up here). Your chances of taking home the $500 prize in the Lotto-sponsored Rock Paper Scissors tournament at Victory Liquors tonight? Much better, unless the Lincoln Park bar decides to seriously flout the fire code.

In any case, the free, bracket-style competition should be a good time, and even if you’re knocked out early, you’ll be able to enjoy $4 Miller Lite pitchers and 3 Olives martinis as well as giveaways. The fun starts at 8 p.m.

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