Artie Lange's suicide attempt lands him in hospital -- Page 6

Howard Stern sidekick and “Beer League” star Artie Lange was hospitalized this weekend after a suicide attempt at his Hoboken apartment, according to the New York Post.

Sources tell the paper the bulbous funnyman stabbed himself nine times, including three deep wounds.

A bloodied Lange was discovered by his mother Saturday morning.

The 42-year-old has battled addiction in the past and has been absent from Stern’s show on Sirius radio for over a month.