Illinois town urges people to stop defecating on bike path

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It’s the sort of thing you would hope never actually has to be said, but humanity continues to find new and exciting ways to amaze/disgust us.

The town of Hampton, Illinois has been forced to put up a “Stop pooping on bike path” sign and they want to be very clear about who the message is for.

Hampton Public Work supervisor Scott McKay told WQAD that someone has been pooping on the bike path and leaving a piece of toilet paper on top for two years.

McKay summed it up rather pointedly: “It’s gross.”

Neighboring towns allegedly have similar phantom pooping problems, though McCay has no idea who is responsible.

[via WQAD]

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