2-Minute Drill: Ageless Patrick Kane, Eloy Jimenez thinks big, Bruno Mars sweeps

By Dan Cahill

Patrick Kane is aging gracefully. (Getty Images)

Catching you up on the latest news, trending topics and meaningless minutiae we all love to talk about in less than 120 seconds.

Patrick Kane is growing wise, not old … A fourth consecutive loss for Bulls without Kris Dunn … Zach LaVine can’t seem to shoot his way out of a slump … Is Brian Urlacher a first-ballot Hall of Famer? White Sox prospect Eloy Jimenez is thinking big — Kris Bryant-big! … White Sox look to hit a home run in the draft … Michigan State protects image at all costs … Maybe LeBron James isn’t worth the hassle … Hey, it’s Super Bowl week … Tom Brady could become the first quarterback to lead the NFL in passing yardage and win a Super Bowl … Tiger Woods is looking like himself again … A Bruno Mars sweep at Grammys … Watch a squirrel rob another squirrel of its pastry … This obit of an Indiana veteran is hilarious. Izzo addresses Michigan State scandal

After Michigan State's win over Maryland, Tom Izzo again addressed the sexual assault scandal plaguing the university. pic.twitter.com/OAEBfERdmw
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) January 28, 2018

Powerful message

here’s @lorde wearing a @MaisonValentino dress with a @jennyholzer poem on her back #GRAMMYs ♥️ pic.twitter.com/BeAp5bXVej
— Sonja Yelich (@sonjayelich1) January 29, 2018

Big signing

Ronda Rousey is not going anywhere but WWE right now. pic.twitter.com/q0HSoOulrA
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) January 29, 2018

Watch out, Russell

SHEESH https://t.co/3jqYzIya4l
— Philadelphia 76ers (@sixers) January 28, 2018

Worth watching again

🔥🔥Freshman Blake Peters from @ETHSports attempts a full-court game winner.. And Succeeds! We are impressed 🎉🏀 #peters #evanston #basketball #freshman #basketball #sports #amazing #shot #impressed #joy #celebration #dfs #crypto #nlc2 pic.twitter.com/grpktJkIUt
— NoLimit Fantasy Sports (@NLC2DFS) January 28, 2018

Tall meet small

The world's tallest man and the world's shortest woman made a joint appearance at the Giza Pyramids in Egypt on Friday. Can you guess their height difference? pic.twitter.com/pj8oFfPQw7
— CBS News (@CBSNews) January 28, 2018