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Macaulay Culkin not dead, makes goofy photo to prove it

By  Darel Jevens
   
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Macaulay Culkin did not suck brick, and he wants you to know it.

As false rumors of his death circulated over the weekend, the “Home Alone” actor had a witty response.

On the Instagram feed of his band Pizza Underground, Culkin posed as a corpse being dragged by an Andy Warhol lookalike. The caption alludes to the 1989 comedy “Weekend at Bernie’s,” about guys presenting their dead boss as alive.

The very-much-alive Culkin is touring with the band, which covers Velvet Underground songs rewritten with pizza-themed lyrics. Pizza Underground is scheduled to play the Double Door on Nov. 29 with Har Mar Superstar.

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