AlarmGate! Patriots awaken by false alarm at hotel

As if the Patriots don’t have enough distractions as they prepare for Super Bowl XLIX against the Seahawks on Sunday, now they have to deal with sleep deprivation.

False alarms have sounded at their hotel the past few nights.

Could that have contributed to Tom Brady’s apparent cold:

Let’s just hope their pillows are not under-fluffed. Nothing can be more deflating to your dreams.

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