Illinois politicians aren’t the only corrupt ones. But they’ve never publicly defended themselves like Ryutaro Nonomura from Japan.
He’s suspected of misusing 3 million yen and defended himself in a tear-filled, hysterical and comical rant.
While sobbing, drawing deep breaths and wailing, Nonomura peppered the media with “you don’t understand!”
He also had a bizarre outburst, yelling “Aging population isn’t only a problem in our prefecture!”
Don’t forget about the fist-banging and sipping for water as he regains his composure.
Here it is, in all its glory. The good stuff starts at the 15 second mark:
And yes, this is better than a crying John Boehner:
Via The Independent