The 10 sentences guaranteed to make Cubs fans immediately angry

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Sports fans, by definition, are emotional. It doesn’t take much to set a fan off and sent into a tailspin of anger. For Cubs fans, the continued failure to win a World Series just makes that fuse even shorter.

Late Sunday night, a group of Cubs fans decided to embrace their own pain and diagram their own pressure points. A thread on the Cubs sub-Reddit set out to come up with the sentences that will irritate Cubs fans the most.

The rules were simple: In only one sentence see how many Cubs fans could be irritated. The sentences ranged in variety from twisting the past to classic insults often lobbed at Cubs fans. However, even the most common of shots still cuts deep for most Cubs fans.

Here are the top 10 most irritating sentences for a Cubs fan to read:

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