Horoscope for March 26, 2018


Moon Alert

After 7:15 a.m. Chicago time, we have the “all clear” to shop and do business. The Moon is in Leo.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

A lovely day to start your week! You’re hyped talking to others. Likewise, you might be bigger than life when dealing with your kids. Nevertheless, you want to protect and nurture someone. (Gosh.)

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

It’s Monday, which for most means back to work. But you would rather sleep in, have a second coffee and cocoon at home. The luxury of it all! That’s because you want to have a pleasant, relaxing time at home. Dream on. Start singing “I owe, I owe — off to work I go.”

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

You love to share your ideas and today you want to enlighten someone. You also want to hear what they have to say. In fact, you want the bottom line, the straight goods. You don’t want to waste time on superficial chitchat about the weather.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Because of the position of the Moon today, you identify with your possessions. This is why you don’t want to lend something. You want to protect it, clean it, repair it, polish it or hide it. You like your stuff. And you want to keep it that way.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Today the Moon is in your sign, which magnifies your feelings. (This happens two days every month.) The good news is it also makes you a bit luckier than all the other signs. Therefore, ask the universe for a favor. Make a pitch for what you want because you might get it!

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Today the Moon is hiding in your chart, which makes you want to hide. (Sort of.) You might sense this, you might not. This is why you want to withdraw and play things low-key or work alone or behind the scenes. You won’t feel much like socializing, but mystical subjects and secrets will intrigue you. Shazam!

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

It’s your lucky Monday! You are a social sign and today is a social day. Step up and get your name tag so you can schmooze with friends and groups. Everyone will be happy to see you! Someone will give you worthy feedback on a goal you’ve been considering.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Today and tomorrow, the Moon is at the top of your chart. This happens only two days every month, and makes you focus on your reputation and your life direction. You will also be more sensitive and empathetic. You will help someone through your job or through any influence you have. (Commendable.)

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Lucky Sagittarians are heading for foreign shores because they want a change of scenery. If you can’t travel, then expand your world through learning something new. This is also a great day for opportunities in publishing, the media, medicine and the law.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

It’s Monday, and you mean business. You might have to deal with someone else’s values, values you do not share. Or you have to focus on shared property, taxes, debt, inheritances and insurance — red tape stuff. Oh well.

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Because the Moon is in a sign that is opposite from your sign today, you have to go more than halfway when dealing with someone. No biggie. Be cooperative, flexible and courteous. (Never underestimate the power of courtesy.)

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Today you will put your wants and needs second to the wants and needs of someone else. Hey, you’re not a martyr. You know you simply have to do what needs to be done. It’s that simple.

If Your Birthday Is Today

Entertainer Martin Short (1950) shares your birthday today. You are a perfectionist with an eye for detail. You are charming, friendly and well disciplined. In this busy, social year, you want to live life to the fullest! It will be a a fun-loving time. Appreciate the happiness and beauty around you. Be grateful for what you have. Focus on the positive. Expect increased popularity and warm friendships that will delight.

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