Wink, wink: Georgia judge fights ‘tyranny’ of Elf on the Shelf with a ban

MARIETTA, Ga. — Santa may have fewer eyes in homes this Christmas season after a Georgia judge — jokingly — banned the Elf on the Shelf.

Cobb County Superior Court Chief Judge Robert Leonard posted a mock order on Twitter Thursday banishing these elves.

“Tired of living in Elf on the Shelf tyranny? Not looking forward to the Elf forgetting to move and causing your kids emotional distress? I am a public servant and will take the heat for you. My gift to tired parents,” Leonard tweeted.

According to the holiday tradition, the elves hide in homes for weeks before Christmas and report back to Santa on who’s been naughty and nice. The elf dolls are supposed to move to a different location each night.

“Inexplicably, Elves sometimes move and don’t move overnight. When those Elves do not move, it leaves our children of tender years in states of extreme emotional distress,” Leonard wrote in his order.

He recalled a “horrific incident” in his own home when “three children were sent to school in tears, with one child being labeled an ‘Elf Murderer’ and accused of making the elf ‘lose his magic.’”

Given the risks of such emotional damage — and supply chain issues caused by the COVID-19 pandemic — the judge wrote that he had no choice but to banish the elves from Cobb County.

He did make an allowance for parents who don’t feel overwhelmed by the “Elf on the Shelf tyranny,” writing in his tweet: “If you love your elf, keep your elf. No contempts.”

The Elf on the Shelf has led to some other distressing moments. During the holiday season six years ago, a girl accidently knocked her home’s elf off the shelf and called 911, which led to the police arriving at her home. ”She ... was scared to death that Christmas was ruined and Santa wouldn’t come,” her mother said.

Four years ago, an elf was taken to an emergency room in Orlando, Florida, after the family dog got ahold of him. Luckily, mom was an ER nurse and reattached the elf’s arm.

So, the choice is yours. You can use the judge’s order to exorcise the elf this season. Because if you are “not looking forward to the Elf forgetting to move and causing your kids emotional distress,” Judge Leonard said on Twitter, “I am a public servant and will take the heat for you.”

Some wondered if other judges across the U.S. might concur with the Georgia judge. ”I’m sure a lot of local families would love it if a Washington judge would ‘ban’ the elves as well,” tweeted Derek Deis, a news anchor with Spokane, Washington, ABC TV station KXLY.

Contributing: USA Today