Sometimes being a reporter is not very glamorous ... especially when a bird poops in your mouth

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We ran across this today while digging for hard news on the Web.

It’s pretty much self-explanatory, but we thought we’d share it anyway to remind our dear readers that being a member of the media is now always a walk in the bird sanctuary:

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The child was walking in the 8200 block of South Yates Boulevard Thursday when someone opened fire from the passenger side of a passing green SUV, police said.
Sgt. Michael Vitellaro faces a count of official misconduct aggravated battery in connection to the July 1, according to the Park Ridge police.
The Big Ten announced Thursday it has reached seven-year agreements with Fox, CBS and NBC to share the rights to the conference’s football and basketball games.
The drownings come days after a boating accident in the Playpen over the weekend when a boat reversed into raft, knocking off several people and severing a woman’s feet.
More than three years into the consent decree, the city continually fails to make key reforms. The federal monitor’s most recent report found that CPD has fully complied with less than 5% of the decree’s requirements.