1. Kochs are out
After carefully considering the newspaper business, the Koch brothers have concluded that it sucks. Yesterday their spokesperson confirmed a Daily Caller report that they’re not interested in buying Tribune Company’s newspapers, including the Chicago Tribune. The Kansas billionaires kicked the tires, but decided the struggling newspapers are “not economically viable.”
2. Sears’ woes
Sears Holdings continues to circle the drain. The retailer’s sales dropped 6.3% last quarter, while its net loss grew 49%, to $194 million. The worst part: sales of home appliances – a market Sears has dominated for half a century – are plummeting. The Wall Street Journal takes a look.
3. South-Side IRS raid
What’s worse for a business than a visit from the IRS? A visit from the IRS’s Criminal Investigation Division! That’s what Acme Refining, a politically connected scrap-metal outfit got at its Bridgeport headquarters yesterday. The Sun-Times has the story.
Uber, the private-car and taxi service, is piling up capital. Uber recently sold $365 million in stock to investors including Google Ventures and private equity powerhouse TPG. The deal values the company at $3.5 billion. All Things D broke the news.
5. Team on Fire
What’s going on at the Chicago Fire? The city’s pro-soccer franchise has undergone several management shake-ups and is suffering through a moribund season. Now the team’s communications director is ripping fans for booing the owner. The Sun-Times’ Seth Gruen takes a look.
6. Futures crackdown
In the wake of yesterday’s Nasdaq glitch, The Commodity Futures Trading Commission, which regulates (in the loosest sense) futures trading at CME Group and elsewhere, is rolling out new rules aimed at cracking down on high-speed trading. WSJ
You kids get those bikes off my lawn. A Lakeview couple is suing to prevent a Divvy bike-sharing station from going in outside their building. As the Sun-Times reports, what started as a feel-good North-Side movement is proving surprisingly controversial.
8. Tales of SNL
How do comedians get hired at Saturday Night Live? Nobody has a clue, but the Times got a bunch of former cast members to recall their auditions for SNL overlord Lorne Michaels. NYT