Indiana senator rips Putin with top 10 list of zingers

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Politicians can be so funny on Twitter. Sen. Dan Coats (R-Ind.) has been busy today, doing his best David Letterman impersonation with his top 10 things he can’t do as a result of the sanctions that ban him from Russia.

Although for some of these, there are easy workarounds.

Hasn’t he ever heard of Ebay?

This one is kind of weak. Hasn’t he heard of Rosetta Stone?

While that may be true, there’s nothing preventing him from watching and listening to her put on a grunting clinic:

We’re pretty sure one has more corn.

Sorry, but you’re late to the party with this obvious joke, which Sen. John McCain (and we’re assuming others have already used). Worth using, but really, No. 1 on the list?

h/t The Hill

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