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The internet can’t stop laughing at adidas’ Derrick Rose shoe tagline

By  Rob Ogden
   

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Watch out internet, keep laughing that hard and you might injure a lung.

People are still trying to catch their breath after hearing the news that the slogan adidas is using for its Derrick Rose campaign this year is “Never Break.”

Derrick Rose’s newest adidas ad provides confusing tagline Rose, of course, is notorious for frequently being injured.

According to Fox Sports, the 27-year-old has missed 237 games during his career due to 18 different injuries.

So it’s easy to understand why people found the slogan amusing. Seriously though, you better stop before you pee yourself.

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