Jonathan Toews doesn’t want fans to pee while the puck is in play

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Jonathan Toews #19 of the Chicago Blackhawks skates against the Tampa Bay Lightning during Game Three of the 2015 NHL Stanley Cup Final at the United Center on June 8, 2015 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Tasos Katopodis/Getty Images)

If you leave your seat during a playoff game at the United Center, Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews will be upset at you. During a pregame video, Toews tells the fans to not leave their seat while the puck is in play, because if you do, it’s “selfish.”

Sometimes when watching a hockey game at United Center, it’s easy to want to get up and go to the bathroom when the puck is in play. I know what you’re thinking: ‘I just gotta go.’ But leaving your seat during game play isn’t FUNNY. It’s selfish and wrong. Stay in your seat during game play.

The Blackhawks captain, or as Blackhawks fans like to call, him Captain Serious, is always trying to act serious, but this video is satire. You can tell the 27-year-old is trying to hold back his laughter.

From Yahoo! Sports:

The single greatest thing about this video is the way Captain Serious attempts to intentionally act serious, and the result is that it looks like Toews is tying to explode your brain inside your skull like it’s an especially gruesome anime.

h/t Yahoo!

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