Horoscope for Saturday, March 26, 2022

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Moon Alert

Avoid shopping or making important decisions from 6:30 to 8 p.m. Chicago time. After that, the moon moves from Capricorn into Aquarius.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Today you have the power to see the subtext of things. You know what’s going on beneath the surface. You will also know immediately if someone is lying to you. It’s almost as if you have X-ray vision. (“I see dead people.”)

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

You will be powerful if talking to someone, probably someone younger. This discussion might relate to your goals or your position on something in a group or an organization. Possibly, you will attract someone to you who is also powerful.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Today you will have a powerful conversation with a parent, teacher, boss or member of the police. You might express innovative ideas about how to make improvements. You might suggest they take a new approach to doing things, especially how to use their authority. (Caution: Do not offend.)

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

This is a fantastic day to study or learn something new because your mind is focused, and you have the perseverance to keep on going in order to learn what you need to know. Some of you might teach others. If so, you will be persuasive.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Today you are focused and productive, especially if dealing with financial matters related to inheritances, shared property, taxes and debt. You are determined to get to the bottom of things and find out what you’re looking for. You might learn something about your partner’s wealth, perhaps a secret.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

A conversation with a partner or close friend will be powerful and to the point. You might discuss a delicate, hidden subject. Or you might discuss how to improve the relationship itself? You will attract someone with strong views to you today — almost certainly.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Today you see ways to improve your work, your job or how you approach certain tasks. This is a welcome thing because why not do things better? Nevertheless, someone else might not agree with you. They might feel criticized. Meanwhile, you might see ways to improve your health. Bonus!

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

Parents would be wise to be diplomatic and gentle when talking to their kids today because it’s easy to go overboard or come on like Godzilla. Likewise, romantic partners might have an intense discussion where they want to “get to the bottom of things.” Oops.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

You have innovative ideas about how to do repairs at home today, which could spark family discussions. This is also a good day to see how to make repairs to bathrooms, plumbing and areas related to garbage and recycling. “Let’s clean things up!”

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

You have an investigative mind, which is why you want answers to questions. You also want to solve riddles and mysteries. In discussions with others, you will want the straight facts — the real skinny — nothing phony. “Tell it like it is. Don’t sugarcoat things.”

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Because you’re in an innovative frame of mind today, you might see new uses for something that you already own. How resourceful! Likewise, some of you might also see new ways to make money, or perhaps a better-paying job or ways to make money on the side.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

Today you are intrigued by mysteries, secrets and the subtext of things. You want the facts. You want to know who the man behind the curtain is. When talking to others, you might be more forceful than usual because you want answers.

If Your Birthday Is Today

Actor, comedian Martin Short (1950) shares your birthday. You are focused, hard-working and determined. You go after what you want. You are a perfectionist with an eye for detail. Good news! This year your chickens come home to roost. Your hard work will pay off with a promotion, a raise, kudos, an award or some kind of acknowledgement. Bravo!

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