WATCH: Members of Congress say the darndest things

Congress was back in session last week, which meant there were hearings, speeches and some great one-liners coming out of the mouths of our elected officials on Capitol Hill.

And if you ever thought watching C-SPAN is boring, look no further than the compilation Roll Call has put together.

For example:

“I, on the other hand will spend quite a few years in purgatory for what I was saying about this situation, not only verbally but inside my head.”

“I have to ask. What is a ‘personality against the President?’ “

“Tweet, tweet, tweet, hashtag.”

Watch and be amazed: